“I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.” – Samuel Goldwyn
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Funny Quotes
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” ~ Earl Wilson
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“May you live every day of your life.” ~ Jonathan Swift
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“Sports is like a war without the killing.” ~ Ted Turner
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“The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it’s always a cat.” ~ Ogden Nash
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“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” ~ Pablo Picasso
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“May you live every day of your life.” ~ Jonathan Swift
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“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” ~ Casey Stengel
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George Bernard Shaw – “A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
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